A moment at Books-a-Million

Noodle · **A moment at Books-a-Million -** 07-22-2010, 03:37 AM

Ok So I decided to get out of the house a few hours ago and head to the local mall. I walk around for a couple of hours then head over to books -a - million. I walk directly over to the huge selection of manga and begin to look, then I suddenly notice out of the corner of my eye this like 80 year old man with his back facing towards me. I walk around him so that he no longer has his back towards me, when i'm suddenly shocked to see him licking the cover of some magical girl manga ( no idea what the name of it was). He had a full on boner, like he had swallowed a whole bottle of viagra, so I quietly walk up to the front desk and tell an employee whats going on. I walk outside and stand by my car for a few minutes and wait for the cops to show up. The cops show up a few minutes later and drag the old man out, manga still in hand, except one thing is diffrent........he has no pants on, and is now in his boxers. I'm fucking rolling on the ground laughing, the mom across the parking lot is yelling at me to stop laughing and that it's not funny and her daughter (must have been around 8 or 9) is covering her eyes.

I will remember this day for the rest of my natural life.....fuck you can't pay for this type of entertainment, it was fucking priceless.

Chiakisama · 07-22-2010, 03:45 AM

I'm sorry, but you can't be flippin' serious, that's too funny to be real!

Noodle · 07-22-2010, 03:50 AM

I'm fucking dead serious, theres a buffet king right beside the books a million an apparently there was an elderly group from a retirement home eating there and this guy had just gotten away from them.

Zid · 07-22-2010, 03:55 AM

Lies. All shopping is done online anymore.

In all seriousness that is messed up though. Glad I do stick to buying things online.

zx9racer · 07-22-2010, 04:00 AM

holy shit.. at least you call the attention to some employee and you didnt have to see him wacking off in front of you LOL... lol

randall san · 07-22-2010, 04:01 AM

damn old people

zx9racer · 07-22-2010, 04:06 AM

you know that turned you on randall-san

randall san · 07-22-2010, 04:09 AM

like I said, damn old people.

Fatentity · 07-22-2010, 04:22 AM

omg that is priceless! LMAO!!

Darkchao45 · 07-22-2010, 04:27 AM

.....Books-A-Millions still exists?

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Noodle bow to me and worship Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Chattanooga TN	07-22-2010, 03:50 AM I'm fucking dead serious, theres a buffet king right beside the books a million an apparently there was an elderly group from a retirement home eating there and this guy had just gotten away from them.

Zid Narutard Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Somewhere.	07-22-2010, 03:55 AM Lies. All shopping is done online anymore. In all seriousness that is messed up though. Glad I do stick to buying things online.

zx9racer Gundam Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: where toto lives	07-22-2010, 04:00 AM holy shit.. at least you call the attention to some employee and you didnt have to see him wacking off in front of you LOL... lol ( Click to show/hide ) death has no fear, but you should fear me!! [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

randall san Otaku Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Recalculating...	07-22-2010, 04:01 AM damn old people [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Welcome to Facelessbook: an antisocial network ( Click to show/hide )

zx9racer Gundam Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: where toto lives	07-22-2010, 04:06 AM you know that turned you on randall-san ( Click to show/hide ) death has no fear, but you should fear me!! [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

randall san Otaku Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Recalculating...	07-22-2010, 04:09 AM like I said, damn old people. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Welcome to Facelessbook: an antisocial network ( Click to show/hide )

Fatentity Lieks Mudkipz Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Somewhere beautiful.	07-22-2010, 04:22 AM omg that is priceless! LMAO!! [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]