Scientists Create First Synthetic Cell

Meiji · **Scientists Create First Synthetic Cell -** 05-21-2010, 12:29 AM

Oh, you heard me right creationist faggots.
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, HUH?! TELL ME.

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WsE · 05-21-2010, 12:39 AM

Sweet. Can you make me a copy of me so I don't have to work?

the space cadet · 05-21-2010, 12:48 AM

Not much longer and sexbots will be a reality. Chances are they'll be rather expensive, so I hope IOU's are accepted.

Meiji · 05-21-2010, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by WsE

Sweet. Can you make me a copy of me so I don't have to work?

Implying your copy wouldn't be as lazy as you.

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Originally Posted by the space cadet

Not much longer and sexbots will be a reality. Chances are they'll be rather expensive, so I hope IOU's are accepted.

Dude, we can create dinosaurs with this shit.
Or even worse, imagine the bio war that this can create.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HE'S COMING.

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WsE · 05-21-2010, 12:53 AM

Well.. In theory ANYTHING can be made with this. So like.. Just make one that looks like me but without all my.. Qualities :3

the space cadet · 05-21-2010, 12:54 AM

Dude, we already created dinosaurs long ago, and they're living on the island Isla Nublar. Didn't you see that documentary Jurassic Park?

Meiji · 05-21-2010, 12:55 AM

Oh, then you want a personified one.

Still, maybe you could create your beloved waifu with this, WsE. o:
POSSIBILITIES.

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Originally Posted by the space cadet

Dude, we already created dinosaurs long ago, and they're living on the island Isla Nublar. Didn't you see that documentary Jurassic Park?

I... must have missed it?

evereternal7 · 05-21-2010, 12:56 AM

I'm getting goosebumps
too bad I won't live long enough to see any real changes this will bring

WsE · 05-21-2010, 12:59 AM

Indeed.. Possibilities will be endless. Even more than endless eight.

Meiji · 05-21-2010, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by evereternal7

I'm getting goosebumps
too bad I won't live long enough to see any real changes this will bring

You really didn't read the news, did you?

If they can create a cell, then there is a chance that you may live longer, or else.
I mean, one of the basic cell functions is to repair and grow, so if you could "boost" these cells abilities then it's possible that you could last longer.

It's just like Wolverine's regenerative abilities.

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Meiji Narutard Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Canada	Scientists Create First Synthetic Cell - 05-21-2010, 12:29 AM Oh, you heard me right creationist faggots. WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, HUH?! TELL ME. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

WsE Adminifuckingstrator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Saa~	05-21-2010, 12:39 AM Sweet. Can you make me a copy of me so I don't have to work? [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

the space cadet Philanthropistologerist Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Abbey Road	05-21-2010, 12:48 AM Not much longer and sexbots will be a reality. Chances are they'll be rather expensive, so I hope IOU's are accepted. So far, this is the oldest I've ever been

WsE Adminifuckingstrator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Saa~	05-21-2010, 12:53 AM Well.. In theory ANYTHING can be made with this. So like.. Just make one that looks like me but without all my.. Qualities :3 [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

the space cadet Philanthropistologerist Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Abbey Road	05-21-2010, 12:54 AM Dude, we already created dinosaurs long ago, and they're living on the island Isla Nublar. Didn't you see that documentary Jurassic Park? So far, this is the oldest I've ever been

evereternal7 Call Me "Sensei" Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Internet	05-21-2010, 12:56 AM I'm getting goosebumps too bad I won't live long enough to see any real changes this will bring

WsE Adminifuckingstrator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Saa~	05-21-2010, 12:59 AM Indeed.. Possibilities will be endless. Even more than endless eight. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]