[Teckniec]

Just cool shit to say before or after "silencing" someone.

Pre.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

"Whats that over there"
"your empty"
"so are you"
"Geo made me do it"
"Holy shit a big ass spider on your face......false alarm....hello..."*runs

Post.
I did shoot the deputy
I did know I couldn't do that
*spit
No, Your Mom!

[Tubby]

Depends on the situation/ the way I silence him.
Pre: -
Post: Always a good pun e.g.
"He needed to cool off" after i froze him to death
"he couldn't handle it" after i cut his hands etc.

I...
*puts on cool shades*
Killed you.

"YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

[Teckniec]

whos the biaaatch now?!

[Avamo]

Pre: say cheese.
Post: I thought this was a camera...........Shoot!!!!!!

Right seriously speaking.

Pre: You piss me off, die.
Post: You still piss me off, die again * plugs the random dude full of lead from an Ak-47*

[weika]

Pre: Bibbidy Babbidy Boo

Post: Your pants were on fire!

[iguana8]

Pre: DAI!!!

Post: HOLY SHIT!! YOU'RE DEAD?!

[QTR_OTAKING]

Pre: shoot him

Post: his soul still dancing ... shoot him again

[GhostOfNobody]

before: 'i will kill you, then revive myself'

[GhostOfNobody]

pre:
'do you have coke?'
'theres a can of pepsi over there'
'i asked specifically for coke not pepsi'

BANG! .... BANG! BANG!

post:
'coke and pepsi are the same thing mother f****er'