[bmore]

Place the worst jokes you've heard/read so far this year here. Maybe at the end of the year we can vote on who had to suffer the most. I'll start it off:


You are on the bus when you suddenly realize... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was 'a salted.'

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.'

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'

7. 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'. The doc says, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome. 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doc answers, '... Well, It's Not Unusual.'

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'I don't believe you,' says Dolly. 'It's true; no bull!' exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja-Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't I've cut off your arms!'

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'

16.Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. 'But why,' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath...This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!

(And yes, all those bad jokes came in just one email!)

[klaynne14]

Louise: Saji
Saji: Loiuse
Andrei: Oka-san
Soma: Taisa
Alellujah:Marie
Lockon: Anew
Tieria: Veda
Setsuna: Gundam

[klaynne14]

ripped from some other forum

what's the difference between naruto and a dead squirrel?

The squirrel's dead.

Why does Naruto cross the street?

because it is a filler episode

What is the diference between Love and Naruto?

Naruto last forever

Naruto: Im Naruto!
Naruto: Believe it
Naruto: Im a perv!
Naruto: Believe it
Naruto: Im gonna be hokage!
Naruto: Believe it

Sasuke: You're gay
Naruto: Believe it......... hey wait a minute

ur mamas so fat that even neji's byakugan cant see thru her

[klaynne14]

cont'd..

Q: wats the diff between akamaru and kiba..

A: kiba pees standing up... while akamaru does it in mid air...

[klaynne14]

still cont'd..

Kabuto: Hey Sasuke, do you know what Orochimaru-sama's pokemon of choice is?

Sasuke: Ekans?

Kabuto: No.

Sasuke: Arbok?

Kabuto: No.

Sasuke: Seviper?

Kabuto: No..........

Sasuke: WHAT IS IT THEN?

Kabuto: :: pushes up his glasses :: Why it's Lickitung of course.

[Duratrix]

Someone: d-@@-b
Someone else: Hey how did you do that backwards b?
Someone else: Oh nvm.
Someone: LOL

[weika]

Oh! this--> It tells you everything.

[obsolete]

Rofl I don't know what is wrong with me but I love lame puns

[BokuWaOtakuJaNai]

fuck worst jokes... i nominate bmore as the official "cut-and-paste" champion of 2009.

[BokuWaOtakuJaNai]

sorry to be so negative, but posting lame email forwards for the sake of starting a thread....??????