[bmore]

Sorry. I removed the post, but cannot remove your reply.

[iguana8]

Well they are.

Emotional and sad childhood is directly proportional to strength as ninja

If you are an uchiha you have some kinda divine right to lord it over others.

The flatness of a surface or plane is measured in terms of units called "sakura's chest" with 0 sakura's chest (SC) being the flatest and 1000 being the exact opposite. Sceintists in the naruto world sometimes refer to the "1000" as being a "tsunade"

The emo in the naruto world of a person is measured in terms of a unit called "sasuke".

E is not equal to mc squared in the naruto world.

Uchiha Itachi, must always be said in a specific manner,

Uchiha .....(5 sec pause) Itachi.... with a gust of wind blowing and messing up everyone's hair for a duration of 10seconds. No further wind will follow. A customary question of "who is this ninja" must be asked despite the fact his shraingan eyes are clearly visible and he looks nothing like sasuke.

The usefulness of any intrument of person in the naruto world is measured in units called "tenten" with zero being useful.

Bad "things" in the naruto world must always happen to gaara

Kakashi covers his face because it makes sure the producers have an episode in hand to focus on this face again

If som1 has more ideas plz add them

[klaynne14]

A Blonde's Year in Review


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.

[mexklow]

tehe?

You fill a trashcan full of dead babies,
but the bottom one is alive.
How does he get out?

 

He eats his way out