Peeping Tom

plectrum · **Peeping Tom -** 09-06-2009, 07:44 AM

You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!

Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.

Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.

The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I'm not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.

"Game over fucker" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's funny faggot?" and he said, "read the first word of each paragraph."

weika · 08:12 AM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

You got this from /b/ right? RIGHT?

Green Tea · 09-06-2009, 09:07 AM

I bet that was you

the space cadet · 09-06-2009, 10:30 AM

And I thought I've made some pathetic threads...

Gamer_144 · 09-06-2009, 11:27 AM

lol interesting in it's own way

MegaMortal · 09-06-2009, 12:18 PM

for some reason i imagine "peeping tom" being the old man in your ava

zeramoth · 09-06-2009, 01:17 PM

how come this is not in the void?

Kuro · 09-06-2009, 01:39 PM

There you go, Zera.

zeramoth · 09-06-2009, 01:46 PM

yay now we can spam this

Duratrix · 09-06-2009, 01:46 PM

Lol I saw it move to the void and yes spam is now allowed I guess. ^^

Anyway nice little text, was funny.

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weika WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: ZA WARUDO	09-06-2009, 08:10 AM FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU- You got this from /b/ right? RIGHT? [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Sigs, avas and requests [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Last edited by weika; 09-06-2009 at 08:12 AM..

Green Tea Creeper Join Date: Jan 2009	09-06-2009, 09:07 AM I bet that was you [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

the space cadet Philanthropistologerist Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Abbey Road	09-06-2009, 10:30 AM And I thought I've made some pathetic threads... So far, this is the oldest I've ever been

Gamer_144 I Fix Bitches Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Purgatory	09-06-2009, 11:27 AM lol interesting in it's own way [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

MegaMortal Dura Made My Sig Join Date: Jun 2009	09-06-2009, 12:18 PM for some reason i imagine "peeping tom" being the old man in your ava

Kuro SNSD<3 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Karakura Town.	09-06-2009, 01:39 PM There you go, Zera. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Duratrix Huh? Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: On Earth, de geso~	09-06-2009, 01:46 PM Lol I saw it move to the void and yes spam is now allowed I guess. ^^ Anyway nice little text, was funny. - Last Signature Update: 24/05/2012 2:33pm GMT - [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Sotw 139 entry \| Sotw 138 voting \| SSotCentury 8 voting (Please Read & Vote!!!) .: - Because Belgium is AWESOME!!! - :.