[Caledwylch]

I am not entirely sure this is the right section of the Forum to do this in, but what the hell.

Now, I know there is already another quotes thread floating around somewhere, but the purpose of this one is not to post your favourite or most meaningful quote, but entirely useless and meaningless quotes. Quotes that are completely nonsensical, no-matter how much you read into them. Or maybe just down-right funny, or bizarre.

And no fakes. Genuine quotes from real people. Quotes from other AT users are fine, as long as they are good ones.

Ok, I'll get the ball rolling with a few of my favourites:

"I hope the ambitious realize they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." - George W. Bush

"The naked truth about me is to the naked truth about Salvador Dali as an old ukelele in an attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts." - James Thurber

"You can't write a chord ugly enough to say what you want sometimes, so you have to rely on a Giraffe filled with Whipped Cream." - Frank Zappa

"Ye are the children of the Lord your God; ye shall not cut yourselves, nor make any baldness between the eyes for the dead." - Deuteronomy 14:1

"A man shall not take his father's wife, nor discover his fathers skirt." - Deuteronomy 22:30

"The driving is like the driving of Jehu son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously." - 2 Kings 9:20

[Duchess]

Hell is other people ~ Jean-Paul Sartre

If life is XYZ then X = having fun Y = working hard and Z = knowing when to keep your mouth shut. ~ Einstein

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ~ George Carlin

Hate the crime not the fetish ~ From a manga (Can't remember sorry)

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.... ~ well known meme

[Caledwylch]

Originally Posted by Duchess

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ~ George Carlin

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.... ~ well known meme

I like these two.

[ZEE]

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
Van Den Bossche Jochen

[Caledwylch]

"If only I were a bird! Ah, but eating Caterpillars?" - Palestinian Proverb

"Butterflies are creatures of little importance and have never played much part in commerce, either in goods or ideas." - Collins Field Guide to the Moths and Butterflies of Britain & Europe

"To me, Boxing is like Ballet, except there is no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handy

[ZEE]

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at

[Duchess]

I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think. ~ Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

[ZEE]

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

[Duchess]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy ~ Benjamin Franklin (I think I heard ZEE says AMEN. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ])

[ZEE]

lol duch

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.