[Police Girl]

LOL this is fun xD had to try out the bishie thing.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a bishie?
You: I'm hunting for bishie
Stranger: my english is not good,whats a bishie?
You: me think u r bishie
You: lets sex
You: YEAH!!
You: IM A RAPE YO BUM TO YOU NEED A BAND AIDS
You: LETS SEX BISHIE!
Stranger: go away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bad]

You are just brütaly rude you naughty, naughty girl.

[weika]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: don't ask
You: interwebz
Stranger: okay = =
You: why do you ask in the first place?
Stranger: just wondering
You: you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat
Stranger: oh
You: in this case you might be the cat~!
You: I'm just sayin'
Stranger: T-T okay
You: do you have anything to say now?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I scared him/her away

[Police Girl]

yes.. yes I'am xD
Only with the people on Omegle ;D
=B kekekekeke!

[Bad]

I feel accomplished!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey hey!
Stranger: ok lets cut the crap
You: Ok?
Stranger: im a horny bastard
Stranger: lol
You: GLHF
Stranger: suck me a get loss
You: I won't....
Stranger: ok +)
You: There are working girls for horny bastards yo know
Stranger: yes but im cheapo
Stranger: i hate spending money on them
Stranger: LOL
You: Well go to your mom then
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Stranger: i want YOU!!!!
You: Are you gay then? Or bi?
You: Doesn't really matter.... I can make you one =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[weika]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you
Stranger: me?
You: no you
Stranger: oh ok
You: you as in myself
You: since I'm "you" here
You: and you're stranger
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i figured that out already
You: good so stranger how's it goin'
Stranger: it's goin pretty normal, man.
Stranger: you?
You: again, you....
You: me stranger you are "you"
You: I'm*
Stranger: it's true
Stranger: i am you
You: so wait....does that mean....
You: that's I'm stranger?!
You: that*
Stranger: we are both strange
You: interesting....
You: did omegle do this contradiction on purpose?
You: but why?
Stranger: because they are sexually frustrated
You: that may be the case...but that doesn't signify the use of "you" and stranger in such context
Stranger: yes, but it takes two.
Stranger: me and you.
You: you mean you and stranger
Stranger: you are me, because i am you
You: and I'm stranger, because you are stranger
You: hmmm...
Stranger: no, you are strange
Stranger: but i'm stranger
You: Oh ok
You: that makes sense
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: you know.
Stranger: stranger know too.
You: know that you are you and you're strange?
Stranger: i...
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i lose
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Win. As in "you" win.