[digritz]

A suspected yakuza gangster was found dead on the bed of the Arakawa River early Dec. The middle-aged man, believed to be a high-ranking member of a gang affiliated with the Kyokuto-kai yakuza group, was found dead on the bed of the river in Tokyo's Kita Ward at about 8:15 a.m. on Dec. 24, bleeding from the head. (Mainichi)

Hmmmmm.....
This puts a new twist on Arakawa Under The Bridge. I'm putting my money on the Mayor. You just can't ever trust a Kappa.

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[aJohnE]

Lawls were had.

[master_tonberry]

Originally Posted by aJohnE

Lawls were had.

just not by the Yakuza.



They now have your IP address, soon to be followed by your real address. They are coming to find out what you know.

AND THERES A REASON THEY'RE ONLY WEARING LOINCLOTHS

[iguana8]

Originally Posted by master_tonberry

AND THERES A REASON THEY'RE ONLY WEARING LOINCLOTHS

Convenient for surprise butt sex