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Fellow forum members provide us with tips on how to survive a impending Zombie Apocalypse.

[master_tonberry]

Never be the fastest, or slowest person in a group. if the fastest, then you're going to be the one running into danger. if the slowest, then you'll fall behind and be eaten by the zombies. Fortunately the death of the slowest person should slow the zombies down long enough for you to make your escape.

Also watch out for any zombies that have a horse Weiner equipped. They're the leader.

[Ruozka]

Black people always die first.

[master_tonberry]

Originally Posted by Ruozka

Black people always die first.

also unnoticable ones. Make sure that you have an easily identifable quirk, that seperates you fromother people.

Maybe it will be your habit of locking the door three times.

Maybe it will be your love of your lost daughter, who is now one of them.

Perhaps it will be your worship of chtulu, Destroyer of all and harbinger of the end times who will dance on the heaped skulls of your loved ones.

Regardless, almost any quirk will increase your survivability. Just don't be the horney frat boy.

[Ruozka]

Shotgun is always useful. Also playing playing zombie apocalyse simulators like L4D will help.

[omolle92]

Also look for weapons. I doesn't need to be big or heavy, just something you can smash brains with.

[tanuki]

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[digritz]

Start eating brains now to help build up a residents to the Zombie Plague.

If that fails set yourself on fire. It's a know fact Zombies hate fire.

These ppl are not your friends. Even if they were your friends they are not now.

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And for god's sake don't wear a red shirt............for those who don't know Google "the death of red shirt extras"

[sozen]

Find me a real like Saeko Busujima and live out my zombie apocalypse days in happiness.

[Risuzu]

Originally Posted by tanuki

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Almost a decent image... until it claimed zombie contagions are pine cones.