[Duratrix]

And now we have a thread for jokes here at animetake.

Post jokes you thought of yourself or post some jokes you really liked. Either way fill this thread with jokes.

I'll start with one:

Joke 1: Ugly Monkey
A baby monkey says to his mother: "Mama, why am I so ugly?". On which mama monkey replies: "Don't worry, the ones that are reading this right now are even more ugly."


Rules:
1. Please number your jokes and if possible give your jokes a name. (prefered but not necessary)
2. No bad language or racist jokes in this thread plz.


P.s. I think there is a bad jokes thread in the void, gonna go check that in a sec.
P.s.s. Lol to lazy to go check it out

[Omgzors]

I've never seen a joke thread here.
People are gonna post all kinds of jokes including those racists ones won't they?

[Duratrix]

Originally Posted by Omgzors

I've never seen a joke thread here.
People are gonna post all kinds of jokes including those racists ones won't they?

Oh right thx for telling. I guess I'll post something about it.


Joke 2: The coast

A married couple is sleeping in bed, when suddenly the phone rings at 3am in the morning. The wife picks up the phone (a blondie), it's quiet for a second and then the wife shouts all of a sudden: "HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT? THAT'S 400 MILES AWAY FROM HERE!!" and she trows the phone back. The husband asks: "Who was that so early in the morning?" "I don't know", says the blondie, "just some girl that asked if the coast was clear!!!!"

[Noodle]

lol get the idea to start this thread from the irc?

[Omgzors]

Lol.

[Duratrix]

Originally Posted by Kogarashi

lol get the idea to start this thread from the irc?

Sort of... YES.


Joke 3: Shredder
A new and not to smart employee was standing helpless at the papershredder.
"Can I help you?", asked a secretary.
"Yes," he says, "How does this thing work?"
"Very simple," she says and grabs the many files and put them in the papershredder.
"Thank you, but where do the copies come out?"

[Teckniec]

Gay fish (From south park)
Q: Do you like fish sticks?
A: Yes
Q: Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?
A: Yes
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Your a gay fish

[Kalectras]

Heavenly Quicky In The Bushes

At a famous inner city park you’ll find two beautiful statues, one of a nude man and the other of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when, one day, an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two of them to life.

The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel again tells them, “You two still have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”

He asks her “Shall we?”

She eagerly replies, “Oh, yes, let’s! But this time change positions. I’ll hold the pigeon down and you can poop on its head!”

Unkown...

[danko]

Q. What did one farmer say to the other farmer?
A. We're farmers...

I know.... blame my daughter for this one... lol

[Daldaren]

A baby seal walks into a club.

^ Not original.