The Jokes thread - Page 3

Duratrix · 04-15-2009, 12:54 PM

@Danko
Those are riddles.

But you could consider some of them as jokes.

Q: What is black, dirty and eats in the most expensive restaurants?
A: A fly.

danko · 04-15-2009, 12:57 PM

hehehe... glad Im not the only one who has lame jokes... lol

Q. why didnt the skeleton go to the dance
A. Coz he has no BODY to go with...

Duratrix · 04-15-2009, 06:12 PM

Oh, I've got a bunch of those (lame) riddle-jokes.

Q: What can jump higher than the Eiffel tower?
A: Everything, since the Eiffel tower can't jump.

justizebold · 04-15-2009, 07:07 PM

I've got a good one !

A guy asks another guy : "Can anime be considered as cartoons ?"

danko · 04-16-2009, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justizebold

I've got a good one !

A guy asks another guy : "Can anime be considered as cartoons ?"

winner!

Omgzors · 04-16-2009, 04:38 AM

A: No it cannot.

Ergoproxy · 04-16-2009, 06:18 AM

are "your mum" jokes allowed? not meaning to be mean or anything here and if so...

Your mum's so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

hehe

iguana8 · 04-16-2009, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ergoproxy

are "your mum" jokes allowed? not meaning to be mean or anything here and if so...

Your mum's so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

hehe

Your jokes are as good as Kotomi saying a tsukkomi.....>_>

Heres a tsukkomi to your joke: NANDEYANE?!!

Teckniec · 04-16-2009, 07:43 AM

I have so many mama jokes.

Yo mamas so fat when she wears red everyone yells "Kool-aid man!"

danko · 04-16-2009, 07:51 AM

yo momma's so fat when she wears yellow everyone yells "taxi"

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Duratrix My mouse is acting up! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Somewhere close, desu~	04-15-2009, 12:54 PM @Danko Those are riddles. But you could consider some of them as jokes. Q: What is black, dirty and eats in the most expensive restaurants? A: A fly. - Last Signature Update: 15/01/2012 12:11 GMT - [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Sotw 126 entry \| Sotw 125 voting \| SSotCentury 8 .: - Y "AT" BOSS NO GIEF ME MONIEZ?! - :.

danko Giga Drill Breaker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: with the dust bunnies	04-15-2009, 12:57 PM hehehe... glad Im not the only one who has lame jokes... lol Q. why didnt the skeleton go to the dance A. Coz he has no BODY to go with... Thanks Dura-dearest for spoiler sig! Thanks Joss for the cute ava and Kobato sig! ( Click to show/hide )

Duratrix My mouse is acting up! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Somewhere close, desu~	04-15-2009, 06:12 PM Oh, I've got a bunch of those (lame) riddle-jokes. Q: What can jump higher than the Eiffel tower? A: Everything, since the Eiffel tower can't jump. - Last Signature Update: 15/01/2012 12:11 GMT - [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Sotw 126 entry \| Sotw 125 voting \| SSotCentury 8 .: - Y "AT" BOSS NO GIEF ME MONIEZ?! - :.

justizebold Cookie Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Belgium	04-15-2009, 07:07 PM I've got a good one ! A guy asks another guy : "Can anime be considered as cartoons ?"

Omgzors Hikikomori Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Washington	04-16-2009, 04:38 AM A: No it cannot. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Thanks icarus for this! ( Click to show/hide ) ( Click to show/hide ) Still love this. ( Click to show/hide ) [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Ergoproxy Lieks Mudkipz Join Date: Feb 2009	04-16-2009, 06:18 AM are "your mum" jokes allowed? not meaning to be mean or anything here and if so... Your mum's so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck! hehe Favourite: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Shigofumi: Letters from the departed ( Click to show/hide ) [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Teckniec Otaku Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: In your nightmares	04-16-2009, 07:43 AM I have so many mama jokes. Yo mamas so fat when she wears red everyone yells "Kool-aid man!"

danko Giga Drill Breaker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: with the dust bunnies	04-16-2009, 07:51 AM yo momma's so fat when she wears yellow everyone yells "taxi" Thanks Dura-dearest for spoiler sig! Thanks Joss for the cute ava and Kobato sig! ( Click to show/hide )