The Jokes thread - Page 2

danko · 04-14-2009, 11:50 PM

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. Coz she doesnt have arms

Omgzors · 04-15-2009, 12:08 AM

Q: Why doesn't the girl have arms?
A: Because when she was swinging on the swing a crazy guy not on his meds came up and cut them off.

danko · 04-15-2009, 01:59 AM

Q. why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. coz someone threw a fridge at him

Omgzors · 04-15-2009, 02:25 AM

Q: Why did someone throw a fridge at a boy on a bike?
A: The boy claimed this person's bike as his own and started riding off.

danko · 04-15-2009, 02:29 AM

Q. what did the dad tomato say to the kid tomato?
A. ketchup!

Omgzors · 04-15-2009, 02:31 AM

I'm thinking of a follow-up for that but I can't seem to think of one. >.>

danko · 04-15-2009, 02:34 AM

all I know are very simple and childish jokes... hehehe

Omgzors · 04-15-2009, 02:35 AM

A lot of good humor doesn't come in the form of these types of jokes.

danko · 04-15-2009, 12:49 PM

Q. what's pink and red and sits in a corner
A. a baby eating razor blades

danko · 04-15-2009, 12:49 PM

Q. what's green and sits in a corner
A. the same baby 3 weeks later....

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danko Giga Drill Breaker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: with the dust bunnies	04-14-2009, 11:50 PM Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Coz she doesnt have arms Thanks Dura-dearest for spoiler sig! Thanks Joss for the cute ava and Kobato sig! ( Click to show/hide )

Omgzors Hikikomori Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Washington	04-15-2009, 12:08 AM Q: Why doesn't the girl have arms? A: Because when she was swinging on the swing a crazy guy not on his meds came up and cut them off. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Thanks icarus for this! ( Click to show/hide ) ( Click to show/hide ) Still love this. ( Click to show/hide ) [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

danko Giga Drill Breaker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: with the dust bunnies	04-15-2009, 01:59 AM Q. why did the boy fall off his bike? A. coz someone threw a fridge at him Thanks Dura-dearest for spoiler sig! Thanks Joss for the cute ava and Kobato sig! ( Click to show/hide )

Omgzors Hikikomori Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Washington	04-15-2009, 02:25 AM Q: Why did someone throw a fridge at a boy on a bike? A: The boy claimed this person's bike as his own and started riding off. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Thanks icarus for this! ( Click to show/hide ) ( Click to show/hide ) Still love this. ( Click to show/hide ) [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

danko Giga Drill Breaker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: with the dust bunnies	04-15-2009, 02:29 AM Q. what did the dad tomato say to the kid tomato? A. ketchup! Thanks Dura-dearest for spoiler sig! Thanks Joss for the cute ava and Kobato sig! ( Click to show/hide )

Omgzors Hikikomori Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Washington	04-15-2009, 02:31 AM I'm thinking of a follow-up for that but I can't seem to think of one. >.> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Thanks icarus for this! ( Click to show/hide ) ( Click to show/hide ) Still love this. ( Click to show/hide ) [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

danko Giga Drill Breaker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: with the dust bunnies	04-15-2009, 02:34 AM all I know are very simple and childish jokes... hehehe Thanks Dura-dearest for spoiler sig! Thanks Joss for the cute ava and Kobato sig! ( Click to show/hide )

Omgzors Hikikomori Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Washington	04-15-2009, 02:35 AM A lot of good humor doesn't come in the form of these types of jokes. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Thanks icarus for this! ( Click to show/hide ) ( Click to show/hide ) Still love this. ( Click to show/hide ) [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

danko Giga Drill Breaker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: with the dust bunnies	04-15-2009, 12:49 PM Q. what's pink and red and sits in a corner A. a baby eating razor blades Thanks Dura-dearest for spoiler sig! Thanks Joss for the cute ava and Kobato sig! ( Click to show/hide )

danko Giga Drill Breaker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: with the dust bunnies	04-15-2009, 12:49 PM Q. what's green and sits in a corner A. the same baby 3 weeks later.... Thanks Dura-dearest for spoiler sig! Thanks Joss for the cute ava and Kobato sig! ( Click to show/hide )