The Jokes thread - Page 14

Zeroshots · 08:23 PM

yep

Edit: wow i really walked into that, i didn't read the whole post.... if he was a asshole he would.. so it would be a maybe.

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Did you know Tomorrow is a widely misspelled word? I see it spelled tomarrow, tommorow and tommorrow all the time its kind of amazing don't you think?

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This is why people like him get elected. Hint: 43rd president of the united states...

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zeramoth · 09-24-2009, 07:44 PM

no he would not

TTally · 09-24-2009, 07:46 PM

in which case- why would he even try anymore? i would cut the losses and walk away hoping his last moments wern't behind the wheel of a car

Zeroshots · 08:11 PM

The Pope visits Washington and President Bush takes him for a ride down the Potomac on the presidential yacht. They're enjoying themselves when a gust of wind blows the Pope's hat (zucchetto) off and out onto the water. The Secret Service begins to launch a boat but Bush waves them off saying, "Wait. I'll take care of this."

Bush steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water, walks out a ways and picks up the hat. Back on board, he hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the Washington Post carries the story complete with photos under the heading BUSH CAN'T SWIM.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane??? <<< epic joke. it made me laugh.

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Did you know Tomorrow is a widely misspelled word? I see it spelled tomarrow, tommorow and tommorrow all the time its kind of amazing don't you think?

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This is why people like him get elected. Hint: 43rd president of the united states...

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royalcicada

i made this one up few years ago (just remembered it now)....... just wondering if it was funny or not
hope some of u like it

The joke

There were three men sitting at the bar, a businessman, a priest, and an ex-con, discussing who has the better wife. The businessman said that his wife is better because she only bitches once a week. The priest said “ha, I got you beat, mine only bitches once a month.” They both looked at the ex-con asked “well, what about yours?” The ex-con said, “ I got you both beat, my wife does not bitch at all.” The businessman and the priest looked at the ex-con in disbelief, “ how is that possible?” The ex-con replied, “ Well, it’s because she is a vegetable.”

RinVonStark · 12-22-2009, 08:33 PM

Prima: Did you hear? A man ran a woman over with his car yesterday.
Secunda: Really? What was he doing driving in the kitchen?

evereternal7 · 12-24-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by RinVonStark

Prima: Did you hear? A man ran a woman over with his car yesterday.
Secunda: Really? What was he doing driving in the kitchen?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Zarquon · 12-24-2009, 10:29 PM

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk together into a bar in New York and the barman goes "What is this ? Somekind of joke ?"

RinVonStark · 12-24-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zarquon

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk together into a bar in New York and the barman goes "What is this ? Somekind of joke ?"

Meta-Humour. Delicious.

imSOecchi · 01-10-2010, 01:22 AM

Q: Whats red and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion

[ouch] oh yeah I said it!

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TTally the slovenly woman of AT. Join Date: Sep 2009	09-24-2009, 07:46 PM in which case- why would he even try anymore? i would cut the losses and walk away hoping his last moments wern't behind the wheel of a car

RinVonStark Tremble! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Department of Redundancy Department	12-22-2009, 08:33 PM Prima: Did you hear? A man ran a woman over with his car yesterday. Secunda: Really? What was he doing driving in the kitchen?

Zarquon Narutard Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Finland	12-24-2009, 10:29 PM A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk together into a bar in New York and the barman goes "What is this ? Somekind of joke ?"

imSOecchi lurklurklurk Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: La La Land	01-10-2010, 01:22 AM Q: Whats red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion [ouch] oh yeah I said it!