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Default Jeremy Clarkson does it again (Top Gear) - 07-27-2010, 11:14 AM

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In front of the studio audience, he (Jeremy Clarkson) said: 'This is an important bit of news, I really want to bring this up. People imagine that the most dangerous time of the year to drive is November or perhaps February - dark nights, fog, ice.

'But we were talking about this the other day and we think the most dangerous time to drive a car is round about now. Sunny skies, light breezes, girls wearing short skirts, because the thing is, you can't not look. You can't physically not look.'

Hammond interjected, saying: 'You can physically not use your mobile phone and it's easy not to drive home when you've had 18 pints of lager. But when you're driving along and a girl walks past, you have to look. Actually, do you not think that here, there is actually a case for the burka? Because then the problem would go away.'

Clarkson then replied: 'No, no, no. Honestly, the burka doesn't work. I was in a cab in Piccadilly the other day when a woman in a full burka crossing the road in front of me tripped over the pavement, went head over heels and up it came, red g-string and stockings. I promise that happened. The taxi driver will back me up on that.'
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Oh man, this is why I love Jeremy Clarkson and Top Gear.

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Default 07-27-2010, 11:56 AM

Who here is muslim and thinks this joke was inappropriate?


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Default 07-27-2010, 12:03 PM

Lame joke......
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Default 07-27-2010, 12:18 PM

LOLed
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Default 07-27-2010, 12:26 PM

I smell trouble.......

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Default 07-27-2010, 12:48 PM

as a program i once saw about some house wife's who wear that stuff said: theres nothing wrong with wearing something sexy underneath because we only show it to our husband's

or something like that o.o
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Default 07-27-2010, 01:06 PM

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Lame joke......
that is exactly why im baffled over the reactions.

jeremy clarkson = epic troll
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I smell trouble.......

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You would be from Australia and you would post that picture. <3 Australia's ignorance.

"Them p-word, n-word aint getting into our country. our immigration is brown proof".

There is a reason why the United Kingdom sent convicts to be farmers to Australia.
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Default 07-27-2010, 01:22 PM

I really don't care one way or the other about these kind of jokes. I 1/2 feel you shouldn't make them. Then again I 1/2 feel you shouldn't get upset or care about them either.

But...the joke was lame. Or at least I didn't laugh.


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Default 07-27-2010, 05:33 PM

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You would be from Australia and you would post that picture. <3 Australia's ignorance.

"Them p-word, n-word aint getting into our country. our immigration is brown proof".

There is a reason why the United Kingdom sent convicts to be farmers to Australia.
If thats a joke I got a kick out of it but if not the level of irony was like a slap in the face with a frozen trout. Either way good post
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