[vanteya37]

U know those harem (in this case, reverse-harem) moments when Everyone is rallying around to protect the main xter? I always thought it was a lil unbelievable but one day i was walking home & seven of my 16 brothers appeared in succession to see me there safely. Imagine the look of utter glee on my face as I thot 2 myself
"shit! i have my own bloody human shield!"


@ Verlaine- ouch & lmho. good icebreaker

[Verlaine]

Originally Posted by vanteya37

@ Verlaine- ouch & lmho. good icebreaker

Thanks, I figured that THAT story would be the best to start off the thread out of the ones I have.

LOL, sounds like you've got your own security guards...

[Verlaine]

Alright, it's been a while... So I guess I'll share another story! Yay!

This is a story about some of the things that'll occur at my family's "Cousins' Night Out" nights...


When we have our “cousins’ night-out” we usually sleep over at my cousin Maureen’s place, which is ridiculously cold all the time since her mom always has the Thermostat set at freezing temperatures. So we usually sleep all huddled together on the living room floor with a bunch of mattresses and blankets (and even then, it would still be friggin’ cold!).

Okay, so what happened when we fell asleep was that my cousins Maureen and Marial huddled up with me and I had no problems with that and fell asleep. But when I woke up, they were using my arms as pillows in the same way as Ako and Riko were with Keita’s arms. So my arms were pretty much dead… Forget them being numb! My arms were BEYOND numb! I couldn’t friggin’ FEEL my arms!

So I was trying my best to sneak my arms out from under my cousins w/o waking them up because if they did while I was in THAT condition… they would take advantage of my vulnerability to try to tickle me to the point where it is just painful, and I would have very much liked to avoid such a thing.

But what with luck being soo against me and my literal inablity to even FEEL that I have arms at that point. I failed miserably as they woke up at the first movement I made.

So they woke up, realized what was wrong with me, and were all like: “Haha! You can’t stop us!”. They then proceeded to tickling me by mounting my legs to keep me down since I couldn’t use my arms and then raised my shirt so that they could tickle my abdomen and armpits. But what they didn’t know was that as soon as they mounted my legs, it was all over for me because I have ridiculously sensitive thighs. I’ve made sure not to let my family members know this because they already tease me enough about my legs being very feminine even in comparison to my sisters’ legs.

So basically, I we made a lot of noise and woke up everyone else because I didn’t give up on trying to get out of my “tickle torture”. But all I could do was just struggle around and laugh as I my cousins laughed and struggled with me (I guess a lot of my ability to right myself up despite there being weight on me depends heavily on my arms because usually, I can get out from under the weight of 300+ lbs guys while lying flat on the ground) Now because my struggling against their, um… “girl parts” and their thighs just tickled them and made them laugh too.

I’m sure everyone reading this can see the degenerating “downslope” to this. Because the cause of my being tickled was them mounting my legs, making me laugh and struggle. Which, in turn, made them laugh and struggle (and flex since that is what is happening while you’re laughing). Jeez, the rest of my cousins along with my sisters didn’t even try help me out or anything! They just sat where they each woke up and laughed their asses off at my torture.

To this day, whenever we have a “cousins’ night-out” I do still allow Maureen and Marial to huddle up with me. But I make sure that I fall asleep separated from them…

[Duratrix]

ow already knew that story

Now where was it that you told that story/experience ^^
*Points at kissxsiss*

[Verlaine]

Originally Posted by Duratrix

ow already knew that story

Now where was it that you told that story/experience ^^
*Points at kissxsiss*

I know, but I've noticed that there have been some new people joining lately. So I figured I'd share it again here.

[Verlaine]

Alright, in order to make up for the fact that I've already posted that story before on the main website. I'll post another story later on today in a few hours.

But before I do that, I'd like to know... Did any of you used to be like me in the fact that going from elementary school through to 7th grade in middle school; I was known as one of the really fat but funny kids? This then stopped when my sisters helped me change my lifestyle and adopt new eating habits and an exercise regime. By the end of about 3-4 months, I had gone down from about over 170lbs to 120-130lbs. It was very funny to see everyone's reactions at school when I finally had enough confidence to go to school with new clothes that were my new size. Apparently, due to the way I was dressing while I was on my diet, nobody noticed that I was losing weight. So it came as a shock to everyone at school when they finally noticed how much weight I had lost. There were even rumors that I had gotten the Liposuction performed on me by a doctor. Now, whenever I tell girls that I've met since then about how fat I used to be and have my claims get supported by other friends who have known me since elementary school, the girls are always skeptical about it and even say that they can't imagine me being fat. Happily, losing weight has boosted my confidence, but it hasn't really improved how self-conscious and easily embarrased I get about myself and my body.

[Duratrix]

Oh my loosing so much weight, I would have never guessed that about you =/

lol, you lost weight and I want to gain weight O_o
I find myself way to skinny, but I eat and I eat (I eat the most food at home) and yet I'm the one who weighs the least.
I find this really strange about myself
This actually reminds me of something of my past (a painfull memory).

[Verlaine]

Originally Posted by Duratrix

Oh my loosing so much weight, I would have never guessed that about you =/

lol, you lost weight and I want to gain weight O_o
I find myself way to skinny, but I eat and I eat (I eat the most food at home) and yet I'm the one who weighs the least.
I find this really strange about myself
This actually reminds me of something of my past (a painfull/tragic memory).

Wow, so you're one of those skinny types too? Man, I hope you're not also the kind that keeps on saying, "I wish I was fat..." like all the other desiring-to-be-fat skinny people that I've known in my life. As a former-fatty who has known that side of life, I can't help but not approve of such a desire and try to tell them that they're better off just simply trying to gain weight by adding on more muscle to their frames.

[Duratrix]

lol I'm doing fitness ^^
Muscles are heavier than fat, so that helpes.

I do want to gain weight but I don't want to be fat
But hey let's drop that subject and go to something funny, I really need to forget that awfull memory.

[Verlaine]

Originally Posted by Duratrix

lol I'm doing fitness ^^
Muscles are heavier than fat, so that helpes.

I do want to gain weight but I don't want to be fat

Whew... that's a relief. Seriously, YOU DO NOT want to be fat. It just sucks... People don't treat you as well as they would if you weren't. That's just one of the simple facts we've got to live with in American society. Hell, girls never hit on me while I was fat, then they suddenly noticed me when I lost weight. I couldn't help but think, Oh really? You're going to act like that with me now just because I lost weight? I don't really want to hang out with you...