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06-21-2010, 11:14 AM
Naruto, Ichigo, and Luffy walk into a bar. Within the bar, they saw Ikari Gendo singing karaoke to a disco song.
Ichigo says "wow, that guys bad but I bet my dad would be worse."
Naruto, currently in a coma, couldn't handle the fact that someone could sing worse than that. Luffy replies to Ichigo saying "by dad do you mean that red headed orangatan that was hanging on the wall of your living room" and then starts laughing out loud.
Meanwhile, within his coma, the song was still making Naruto's eardrums bleed. Suddenly within Naruto's inner world, his kyuubi seal starts to crack for the horror of the terrible singing.
This releases some energy that causes the upper floor of the bar to land on Luffy, causing him to be trapped. Gendo shouts "who the f#@k is interrupting I was made for loving you; Kiss must be avenged!"
Superman comes into the bar and says: "You're all working on my nerves!" while freezing everyone that's still standing. Be incredibly they all unfreeze with Kamina who was sitting in the back saying "Western animation, who the f%&k do you think we are!"
ichigo then announces that he lost the game, everyone in the bar turns to ichigo and announces that they too lost the game, they then proceed to beat the shit out of ichigo. Naruto shouts "I lost, I lost?" and the goes 6 tailed kyuubi. But then he finds a card. A few seconds after touching the card, all the main characters of the story are sucked into a vortex and are spat out into totally separate universes that are empty, they also receive immortality, and spend the rest of eternity floating around in nothingness, after about 100,000 years of floating around in nothingness, they go brain dead, and stop thinking all together, also the universes lock them selfs, becoming unAccessable to other universes, so no one (not even god, or a nerd dividing by zero) can save them from their eternal torture of living.
After Luffy said that nonsense, which no one believed, Naruto flipped over the card and saw it was the Joker, not a card from a deck of many things. But then the joker was also holding a card, which made them think it was a "Card Card" !
In luffy's confusion, at the epic fail of randomnessly failing fail that was happening in the bar, he became religious, and tried to kill everyone in the bar for worship of the devil (the joker card). Gendo kicked Luffy in the nuts and said "I am a Knight In Satan's Service, now die non-believer." Luffy then realized how wrong he had been and ran out of the bar to commit suicide, however, because he is unloved No one followed him. Shinji Ikari wonders into the bar and asks "daddy why don't you love me like you love Kiss?"
Everything is ruled by the stars. The movement of the stars rules everything. The ruling of everything is by the stars. The stars? They rule.
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