[Naughty Shrink]

A note first: I know the title's kind off suggestive, but this is not ero-related in any way

"The Battle of The Thing" is a game that, as the title suggests, follows an intense imaginative battle to get your hands on the unidentified object "The Thing".

Ok, here are the rules - READ THEM (I've always wanted to do a WsE parody ):

1. You can post almost whatever you want to post in this game as long as it's related to getting your hands on The Thing. When a post is ended, it must be clear to the reader where The Thing now is located (of course this information can be coded if you so desire).

2. When writing a post you always refer to yourself in 3rd person. (Eg. Naughty Shrink instead of I/me).

3. The Thing is the main objective in this game and is therefore ALWAYS to be typed with a CAPITAL LETTER as to not cause confusion.

4. If it should ever occure that we have two posts answering the same post (which most likely will happen at some point), then the post posted first is the one that counts, the other one will be rendered invalid.

5. One cannot control other players characters. (Ex: Mr.X jumped into the lava and died).

Any posts that do not follow the above five rules will be rendered INVALID! And they can just be ignored by the next poster if he chooses do so.

Some extra info:

- This is a lot more fun when people try to be creative. Please don't write stuff like "Mr. X took The Thing from Naughty Shrink" – Tell us how!

- Please don't refrain from attempts at being funny. Long posts are of course encouraged^^. If you wanna be morbid, perverted or whatever your thing is, go ahead

- Killing other people in this game is not prohibited, rather it is encouraged xP (Ex. Naughty Shrink stabbed Mr.X and wathced laughing as all his guts flew out from his stomach). You can write anything, so if you die just find some creative way to come back to life. (Ex. Naughty Shrink respawned at the nearest graveyard in a WoW-like fashion).

Ok, with all that said I'll be starting this game in the next post, have fun^^.

[Naughty Shrink]

Naughty Shrink was so lucky as to spawn with The Thing so he rushed of to hide it somewhere safe. He dug a hole in the ground where he placed loads of TNT and then he placed The Thing underneath it. Then Naughty Shrink himself went on vacation to Bahamas, in denial that he had his final exams tomorrow.

Now it's your turn to write how you managed to get The Thing and where you hide it.

[Baka Baka]

Baka-chan went to the hole and dug it out but causing the TNTs to explode. The thing came flying out into Baka's hands. Baka-chan Kyoka Suigetsu'd (Aizen's zanpaktou) Naughty Shrink to dig up the thing and cause Naughty shrink to be exploded! xD

[XxanimefreakxX]

XxanimefreakxX steals The Thing from Baka and threw it so far away in the sea until it reached the depths of the sea and then went to LA and drank some beer with his friends since he has a lot of free time!

[Naughty Shrink]

Naughty Shrink eats a Devil Fruit (those in One Piece) called Misu Misu no Mi which causes him to sink to the bottom of the sea. Of course he's the Misu Misu no Mi enables him to breath under water. Here he grabs The Thing and runs one the sea floor towards the nearest beach, where he burries The Thing in the sand.

[dukehiruma]

luckily dukehiruma has installed cctv around the corner and dig The Thing out of the sand and ask EyeShield 21 to give The Thing in the care of Ojyou White Knight =3

[Max_Knight]

The White Knights lost a bet in soccer to Max, and so they gave him The Thing because they didn't have cash on them. Max took The Thing and pawned it for the latest Evangelion 2.0 DVD and a Rei Ayanami figure at AnimeTech(tm) and went on his merry way.

[dukehiruma]

dukehiruma used the time machine to go back through time before Max pawned The Thing. And with the help of Naughty Shrink who coincidentally happens to be next to me, stabbed Max around his tummy and cut his leg off. Then dukehiruma quicky ran off with The Thing to return to the future and left Naughty Shrink which is later being accused of murder. Then dukehiruma hide The Thing in the davy jones locker =P

[Max_Knight]

As Max was dying, a doctor came by and stated 'We have the technology, we can make him better, stronger, faster...!'

A few days later, Max woke up in a lab as a cyborg. He used his GPS and dashed off in search of Dukehiruma for interrogation. After torturing him for a week, he finally was able to find the Time Machine and used it to go back in time to when young human Max got The Thing, and switched it with a replica for him to pawn off.

Then Cyrborg Max returned back to his time, and waved The Thing in front of Dukehiruma's face, mocking him. "Oh sweet irony, you want this so bad? Here it is." then slammed it onto Dukehiruma's face, splattering his brains all over the torture rack.

After that he took The Thing and gave it to The Ghostbusters, and locked it in the Ghost Containment Unit forever.

[Haruhi14]

Haruhi14 pays the God of Sohma family to distract the guards,then takes the Thing and gives it to Pacifica Casull,the character she trusts most,who carries it away to hidden lair of anti-mauser society...which forbids you to go out...