[zeramoth]

Another forum game

 

Guy 1: I wish for worldpeace
Guy 2: wish granted, but once worldpeace is achieved a meteor strikes the earth blowing it up

I wish for a pony

and so forth

I wish I could time travel so I can see all the animes before they are released

[wuxingbagua]

I wish I knew what the hell i am going to eat for dinner

[zeramoth]

you must grant my wish -.- l2read

wish granted, but the next time you get to eat dinner is in 5 months

I wish for superpowers

[animefreakdan]

wish granted, you have superpowers but you can't save anyone they all die anyway. I wish i get 100% on all my exams.

[Evosaurus]

wish granted, but you'll be used in scientific experiments for the rest of your life. I wish I had some good anime to watch right now.

[AfterHours]

Wish granted, but it's all moeblob stuff. I wish for Lucky Star season 2.

[Loz]

Wish granted, the sad thing is..The only thing the second season has in common with the first one is the name. After finding that out you kill yourself from depression.

I wish I knew what I want to wish

[asgara]

Wish granted, you wished that you knew what you wanted to wish therefore when you wished what you wanted to wish the wish you wished was the wish that you wished and so you wished it; but once you finish reading this and manage to comprehend it, your brain will explode.

I wish hamsters were elligible candidates for presidency.

[CrazedAzn]

wish granted, but they will be assassinated before they could run.

I wish for the [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] problem to be solved

[asgara]

Wish Granted; by not calling on any mathematical knowledge that I have learned in my life the problem you set (P=NP) would be as follows:

P=NP Which in a non-mathematical context:

Pee=NP

So:

Pee = No Problem

Therefore, cases where Pee = No Problem is solved as:

When you are in a bathroom,
When you are in a friend's bathroom,
When you have a Potty handy and
When you are Drunk.

But, unfortunately for you, I need to pee, and I'm currently in your bedroom. >.>

I wish the leading toilet paper manufacturers would accidently drop a couple tons of stinging nettles mid-way through the production queue.