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Default 06-13-2012, 10:51 AM

Pretty good Bluff, aside from some grammar/spelling mistakes it was all cool, I found it quite funny. xD I anticipate more shenanigans in the future. :3


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Default 06-13-2012, 12:44 PM

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Pretty good Bluff, aside from some grammar/spelling mistakes it was all cool, I found it quite funny. xD I anticipate more shenanigans in the future. :3
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Default 06-13-2012, 01:57 PM

Well, about the grammar thingy, I apologize. Why? Because I didn't quite paid attention to it. I just typed what came to my mind and I didn't recheck it. xD

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As long as it can be understood then it's okay. ^^

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Haha, another awesome story, when's part 4 gonna be released?


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I'll be back at it in a week. Vacation is just around the corner :3


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Default 11-25-2012, 01:41 PM

AT LONG LAST! The update that everyone who waited waited for! Wait, what?

Well, to cut the long story short, I accidentally finished the second half, and to my surprise... Well, just read it and you'll get it.

Anyway, enjoy your read!

 
“BAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!” Hif was sleep talking. Because of this, Nel and Darkchao were awakened from their deep slumber.

Oh, hi there! I forgot to do a recap before resuming the story. Well, if you want a recap, then go read the first half again. You forgot it like me, didn’t you? :3

Anyway, let’s resume the story….

“Ugh, my head hurts,” Darkchao said as he held his forehead with his right hand. “Sleeping too much really is bad,” he continues as he stood up and removed the dirt in his pants.

The room looks like a storage keep of a Japanese lord from some whatchamacallit era. Spider webs can be seen in every corner of the room. There’s also a human-sized mannequin with a Japanese armor displayed near a Japanese drawer. Guess what’ll happen if they see that.

“*Yawn* Uh- Wha? How long were we asleep?” Nel checked his watch. “WTF?! We slept for five months?!” His face clearly expressed shock.

“What the hell?! But, how the hell did you know that just by looking at your watch?!” Darkchao’s curiosity emerged, while jabbing.

“Nel’s Intuition,” Nel answered as he did a one-handed push-up.

“Oh,” Darkchao’s little respect to Nel got lower. “So, where are we?” He inspected the area with his right hand on his chin. Then he suddenly realized something.

“Gotta take a dump?” Nel asked Darkchao as he noticed him stop halfway of his route.

“No! Well, a bit. After all, we’ve been asleep for five months. Wait! Why did I actually believe that lie?!” He immediately pulled back what he just said. What fast reflexes! “That’s not what got me concerned!”

“Then what?” Nel asked without looking at Darkchao, because he’s too busy poking drooling Dao’s cheeks.

“Where is Hif and Bluff?!” Darkchao shouted at Nel as if he wanted to say that why haven’t they notice it earlier.

Bluff and Hifumiyo were nowhere to be seen. The door to the next area seems to be untouched, since there are still spider webs at the foot of the door. Or did they actually slept for five months?! Wait, why am I shocked? I’m the narrator! -_-

“Sachaparaploo-“ Dao mumbled as he woke up from his sleep. Nel was still poking his face.

“Stop it you motherf-… assh-… weirdo!” As expected to Dao. He rages first before doing anything else. Nel grinned and stopped. “So, what’s happening now?” He regained himself and asked Darkchao.

“Bluff and Hif are missing,” Darkchao replied in a straight tone, without moving. Dao looked frightened from what he said and crept closer to the wall besides him. Darkchao smirked.

“Jokes aside, what are we gonna do now?” Nel interrupted Darkchao’s once in a blue moon trolling without doing anything stupid. Unbelievable!

Before Darkchao could answer Nel, a loud sound, as if something fell, caught the attention of the three idiots. It was Hif!

“Hifumiyo!!! Where have you been?!” Dao surges to Hif’s location. Hifumiyo shook his head to fully regain his consciousness. I think he just woke up.

“Oh, I remember,” Nel pounds his left hand with his right hand as if he realized something. “Hif was the one who woke us up.” He nods in satisfaction.

“Ugh, wha?” Hif was still half-asleep. “Oh, Dao, hi there. Is it morning already?” Hif rubbed his eyes and lays down again, but before he could do so, Dao pulled him up with too much force that Hif was tossed to the other side of the room. As soon as Hif landed the floor, the floor opened and ate Hif! Well, not actually ate, but you get the idea.

“Holy shit! It’s a monster room!” Dao dashed to the door and immediately went outside.

“Oh no! Nel, we have to follow one of them, and I say we go follow-“ before Darkchao could even finish his sentence, Nel ran fast to the door Dao just exited. Darkchao was speechless, but decided to follow Nel, since the floor that ate- where Hif fell is no longer accessible.

After the two left the room, an evil laugh can be heard, slowly gaining intensity.

Meanwhile….

“How do you read this fu- stupid sign?!” Chaotix rages in front of a wall sign as if he was Dao.

“Well, according to my notepad…” Amario skimmed through his notepad, “there’s nothing here! If you get what I mean.” He smiled widely.

“Why bother reading the sign if you can’t even understand it?” Dura spoke up to shut Chaotix as he looked around. Chaotix sulked in a corner.

Chaotix, Amario and Dura were together in this building for who knows how long. Probably five… Nah. Anyway, they’re in a room that looks like a wine cellar. The stench of grape juice and red wine can be smelled clearly, and it is a scent from heaven for Dura. Guess why.

“Before we trouble ourselves reading that sign, how the hell are we supposed to leave this room?” Amario continuously tapped his notepad. “Oh, I found a cup, let’s have some fun! If you get what I mean.”

“There’s no time for us to drink! We have to get out of here, fast!” Chaotix snatched the cup away from Amario’s hand and immediately filled it with grape juice, and drank it so quick that it occurred in less than 10 seconds.

“FAST!” Amario was stunned from the dazzling ninja moves of Chaotix when it comes to food.

“ENOUGH WITH THIS NONSENSE!” Dura silenced the two dimwits again, while drinking a bottle of wine. Tricky old bastard. Oh wait, they’re all on the same age.

Amario and Chaotix sighed deeply. They searched the room for a possible exit.

“If I were an owner of a wine cellar, where would I put the exit…” Dura tapped the floor with his right foot as he thinks about it.

“If you’re a wine cellar owner, then you’ll put a door in a wall for an exit!” Chaotix replied to Dura with his thumb up, while drinking grape juice.

“You don’t need to be a wine cellar owner to put a door in a wall for an exit, if you get what I mean.” Amario’s trolling would’ve been perfect if he didn’t add that last line.

“Urusai!” Dura silenced the two again as he continued to think their way out of there.

By the way, have you even wondered how they got in there? No? It sucks being you. Then let me tell you how they got there. When…

“Oh! I have a plan!” Amario pounded his right hand with his left hand as he realized a plan. Wait, have I used this statement already? And, how the hell did my explanation got cut out?!

“Let’s hear it,” Dura stepped his right foot on a low stool in front of him as he waited for Amario’s plan, while drinking wine. Chaotix got amazed with Dura’s pose and imitated it, but stepping on a small barrel and drinking grape juice instead.

“Okay, first we have to…” before Amario could continue speaking, a loud ‘bang’ occurred at the back part of the wine cellar. The three rushed to the noise.

“Stupid Dao, aww,” the man that caused the loud noise exclaimed as he rubbed his butt.

“You made a rhyme!” Amario clapped in enthusiasm. Chaotix clapped as well.

“Shouldn’t you be asking if he’s alright first?” Dura karate chopped the two idiots on the head. “Oh, it’s Hif. Want some wine?” Dura smiled as he handed a new bottle of wine. Oh yeah, what do you expect from a bunch of idiots?

“Thanks!” Hif gladly accepted it. Idiocy strikes again!

“Hey, hey!” Chaotix interrupted the about to be drinking party. Hif and Dura were about to set a table, a bunch of snacks and a whisky. Where the hell did they get that?!

“We can get away from this room by going through the hole Hif fell from!” Chaotix continued his talk while pointing at the ceiling where Hif fell.



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The hole, which was no longer there, cannot be explained anymore, since it’s not there. I hope you get it.

Chaotix didn’t even move an inch from his position when he saw that there was no hole on the ceiling he just pointed. Oh, and you can imagine his position now.

“It’s alright, Chaotix,” Amario patted Chaotix’ belly, which is flat. *Pfftch* “We’ll be able to surpass this predicament! If you get what I mean.”

Dura stood up and raged. “It was your fault that blah blah blah blah blah!” The blah blah part was censored, due to parental guidance. They seem to have the drinking session going on while the other two was busy thinking of how to get out of there.

“NO! It was your idea that blah blah blah blah this and blah blah that!” Hif stood up and raged as well.

As you can see, the two of them are raging over blah blah blah, which I absolutely have no knowledge about, even if I’m the narrator. But one thing is for sure, drinking heavily is bad.

“Why you!” Dura threw a bottle at Hif, but because of the previous events, Hif dodged it with ease.

The bottle hit the wall and the wall, I mean the WHOLE wall collapsed and opened a wide entrance. Lame.

“Oh, I get it now!” Amario shouted with enough enthusiasm to snap the two drunks out of their fury. “The sign says ‘This wall is fragile. Handle with care’. We can’t understand it because it was upside down!” Amario finished writing his newly learned knowledge and realized how stupid they were. Everyone thought the same.

“Well, there’s no more use staying here. Let’s move on!” Hif lead the group as if he wasn’t drunk earlier. The three followed as the group chanted ‘Pata! Pata! Pata! Pon!’.

“By the way,” Hif talked as the other three continued chanting ‘Pata! Pata! Pata! Pon!’. “How did you get in there?”

“There was a detour before we came through that wine cellar. There was a ladder going up, and a staircase going down. We climbed over the ladder, and when we opened the trap door, we ended up there…” Dura realized that they could have entered the trap door again and went to the staircase. He facepalmed because of his stupidity. They continued to march and chant ‘Pata! Pata! Pata! Pon!’

Moving on to the next group, which is led by Bluff, well, we can’t call it a group, since it only consists of one member. Bluff forever alone. LOL.

“Hmm, so I’m at the fourth floor of this building,” Bluff spoke to himself while reading an old treasure hunting like map.

As said earlier, Bluff is alone in a long stretched corridor. The end of the corridor can’t be seen yet, because it’s long and dark, duh. Each side of the corridor consists of several doors and windows, which act like decorations, since they don’t budge no matter how hard Bluff tried to move them. Or is it just because he’s weak?

“*sigh* If only I didn’t grab this map.” Bluff let out another deep sigh.

*Time rewinds *

“The curtains closed, so I guess we have no choice but to wait until it opens again. Can’t let the readers get shocked with what happened when the story moves on,” Darkchao smiled at his own words. Bluff, Hif, Dao and Nel don’t know what he’s talking about.

“I suggest we sleep for a while!” Nel jumped up as he suggests, and lays down immediately after springing up. He fell sound asleep.

“Well, sleeping wouldn’t hurt,” Darkchao laid his back against a wall and fell asleep fast, too.

“How come you guys can sleep with what’s happening to us whe…” Dao’s raging suddenly stopped and he fell asleep fast, too. This is because Hif blew his ears.

“Well, I’m going to sleep, too. Night peeps,” Hif waved to the sleep gang and climbed somewhere inside the room and slept. He fell asleep fast as well. What the hell is wrong with this people?!

“*yawns* Okay, I’ll be sleeping as we- What?” Bluff was about to lay down when he noticed something. It is an old map hanged on the wall adjacent to him. He crept closer to it.

“Oh! This is the map of this area! Hey, guys! Check this out!” Bluff called the attention of the rest of the people, but they are all sound asleep.

“Oh well, I’ll be taking this for the time being,” Bluff pulled out the old map from the wall, and as soon as he was about to roll it away, a wild cockroach appeared. Bluff felt a short stabbing pain in his head.

“Something… is… coming in my head!” Bluff knelt because of the pain, and when the mighty cockroach began to spread its wings, Bluff’s pain worsens.

“Oh no, you won’t!” Bluff was about to kick the cockroach to the wall, but he was too late. The cockroach flew before he could even lift his foot.

“HOLY MOTHER OF-!” Bluff ran away from the room and closed it, went into a corridor, climbed a ladder, leaped through hurdles, overtook Usain Bolt, slid down an inclined plane and grabbed a pulley, sending him up to an unknown floor, like in Mission Impossible. And before he knew it, he was lost.

*Back to present*

“There’s no point sighing here all day. I gotta find the rest of my friends so that we’ll be able to escape this building. I wonder if Cadet is still roaming outside,” Bluff cheered himself and resumed walking in the long empty corridor.

Bluff arrived in a four-way fork after several minutes of walking.

“So, this map really is true!” Bluff shook the map in his pleasure.

The right fork of where Bluff came heads straight to a dead end, the left fork is a short stretch with two rooms, the fork straight to where Bluff came from is another long empty corridor. Oh, by the way, the map isn’t labelled. You get the point, don’t you?

“Hmm, I probably should take the shortest one first,” Bluff headed left. After 2 minutes of walking, he arrived into a dead end.

“WTF?! This map is a fake!” Bluff was about to torn the map into pieces, but he was stopped by something. It sounds like a chain being dragged through the floor. The moment Bluff turned on his back… Nothing was there!

“What was that about?” Bluff scratched his head and looked to the map. When he raised his head after looking at the map, a headless man appeared in front of him.

“Uhm, sir, do you think this map is fake?” Bluff asked the headless man eagerly.

“Well, it’s not fake. You’re just holding it the wrong way. Here, let me fix it for you,” the headless man rotated the map and returned it to Bluff. “There you go.”

“Oh, so that’s why. Thanks for the guide!” Bluff thanked the headless man and resumed walking for the other side. He stopped and realized something important. He looked at the headless man as it moves further away from him.

“Hey! You were supposed to scare me, and I was supposed to be scared to you!” Bluff shouted at the startled headless man.

“That’s right! Sorry, I forgot,” the headless man said as he scratched his head. Wait, he doesn’t have a head! And how can he speak?! “IAOSDUHAUKSHIO!” The headless man rages and chased after Bluff while using his chains as a jumping rope.

“WTFFFFFFFF!” Bluff ran as fast as he can. When he reached the other end of the hall, he entered an empty room. As soon as he stepped inside, he accidentally hit a switch. The floor opened, and Bluff fell into a pit with a trail of scream.

Back to DC’s group…

“So… Why are we here?” Dao asked the three as he pointed at where he is at the moment, a quicksand. Three-fourths of his body is below the quicksand.

“Ugh, shouldn’t you be asking that to yourself? You’re the reason why we’re here in the first place,” Darkchao said as he held his head with both hands. Half of his legs sunk in the quicksand.

“Now, now. The more you move, the more the quicksand will eat you,” Hif said as he tried to calm the two down. He isn’t in the quicksand. He be ninja.

“Yup, but you can sing if you want to,” Nel winked at the two from Hif’s side, he isn’t inside the quicksand as well. UNBELIEVABLE!

“If you could use your time talking in a more useable way, try to find something to get us out of here instead!” Darkchao threw a tantrum. He sank deeper in the quicksand.

“I told you to calm down,” Hif said as he stood up. “I’m going to find a plank or something to get you guys out of there.”

“Haha!” Dao laughed at DC for sinking deeper in the quicksand. He sank deeper as well.

“Haha!” Nel laughed at the two for their pitiful state.

“Ugh,” Darkchao grunted in dismay. “Next time you feel frightened, punch Nel instead,” Darkchao said to Dao with a heavy sigh.

“Don’t worry, I will,” Dao replied with a smirk as he clenches his fists. Nel resumed laughing.

“Hey I found a plank!” As soon as Hif entered the quicksand room, the plank that he was holding accidentally hit Nel. Nel fell in the quicksand.

“HAHA! HAHA!” Dao and Darkchao simultaneously laughed while pointing Nel, and sank deeper in the quicksand in chorus. Half of their torso is in the quicksand now. They stopped laughing.

“HAHAHA!” Nel laughed at the two again, and sank deeper. The portion of the quicksand he’s in is a bit soft, so he sank deep quickly. His neck and head are the only parts of him above the quicksand.

“You guys better not start laughing again before you sink like Dao,” Hif stopped the about to laugh duo. “Now then, how are you supposed to climb up from this quicksand with this plank? You guys are pretty far from here.” Hif scratched his head as he thinks of how to pull those three idiots up. “Wait, I’ll brb.” He dashed away from the room.




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“Hey DC,” Dao called the attention of Darkchao. “You realized what I realized?”

“That Hif is stupid to get a plank in getting us out of here? That he could have searched for a rope instead of a plank? That he managed to not fall in this quicksand, but failed to notice that Nel is just standing right there and hit him accidentally?” Darkchao tormented Dao with an array of questions, leaving him sinking deeper every question. His shoulder, neck and head are the only visible parts of his body at the moment. But, he couldn’t care less.

“Come to think of it, he is stupid,” Dao nods in satisfaction. “NO, WAIT! That’s not what I was supposed to say! Stop distracting me!!” Dao raged again.

“Maybe Dao is talking about Hif acting weird. Why? Since the one that just laughed and sank was me, not Dao,” Nel said as he pondered about something. As he was saying that, he is slowly rising up from the quicksand. His shoulders are now visible. Wait, what?!

“Why do you always say something TOTALLY out of your character, and end up having good, impossible results?!” DC’s raging a lot lately.

“Nel got it,” Dao spoke in a satisfied tone. “About the plank, I think he intentionally hit Nel. He searched for a plank so that when he hits Nel, it wouldn’t be obvious. But he made an awful mistake. It is…” Before Dao could continue what he was saying, he was interrupted by the returning Hif.

“Oh guys, sorry for returning late,” Hif said as he gasps for breath. “I *gasp* failed in searching a rope *gasp*, but I found *gasp* a halberd instead.” Hif raised a long halberd with a sharp blade in its end, scary. >_>

Darkchao thought of something and smiled. Dao noticed DC’s sarcastic smile and smiled as well, as if getting what DC thought of. Nel is smiling as well, but it’s because of the halberd. He thought of a lot of things he can do with that piece of weapon.

“Hif,” Darkchao spoke at last. “What is the name of the blue fairy in touhou?”

“TINKERBELLLLLLLL!” Nel shouted and sank back to his earlier position, with only his head and neck visible. He also received a fast-pitched lump of mud from Dao.

“Uhh, is this the right time to be asking something that?” Hif scratched his head. “Here, you’re sinking, let me help you up.” He readied the halberd.

“Answer his question first,” Dao interrupted what Hif is doing while readying another lump of mud, so that he’ll be able to stop Nel’s nonsensical blabbering.

“Uhm…” Hif held his chin with his right hand, while leaning his left hand against the halberd he was holding. “Leafa, Reimu, BB, Taiga, Shana.. SHIT THIS BIATCH!” Hif rages while his head emits smoke. Brain malfunction?

“I must praise you guys, you saw through my disguise,” Hif, or should I say Hifposter (lame), swing the halberd as if he was a kung fu specialist from the land of Shifu or whatever you call those kung fu animals. “Indeed, I am not Hif. I am Bichim! I am the most unrivalled, undetectable, impossible to catch thief who ever lived in this planet!” Hifposter resumed swinging the halberd.

“If you were the most unrivalled, undetectable, impossible to catch thief who ever lived in this planet, why were we able to catch you red-handed?” Dao smirked.

Darkchao and Nel are enjoying the sight of Hifposter swinging the halberd with only one hand.

“Well… Uhm… Lemme rephrase it,” Hifposter fixed his collar while still swinging the halberd with his left hand, like a majorette. “I am the unrivalled, undetectable, impossible to catch thief in my era!” Bich, let’s just call him that way, said with so much pride as if he already killed the three idiots.

“I hate to admit it, but you’re quite skilled,” Darkchao tried to flatter the bich… I mean Bich for something. “How were you able to know our names? Are all these ghosts this knowledgeable?”

“Well, not really,” Bich blushed. I’m enjoying saying his name. “When you dimwits were sleeping, I was standing there with you in that room. I think you douchebags didn’t notice but I was wearing the Japanese armor. My pet managed to scare off one of your comrades.” He continued swinging his halberd, but this time, he swings it in his front and back. Nel is still amazed watching him do that cripper crapper.

‘So, my guess was right, he was stupid. He could have killed us when we were asleep but he was stupid enough to actually think of it.’ Darkchao looked at Dao while thinking those words. Dao nods as if he understood what DC was thinking.

“Oh, I realized something,” Nel raised his hand. “You’re Bitchimposter!” Nel laughed his heart out. Darkchao and Dao laughed hard as well. Those three aren’t sinking. I wonder why.

“And stupid as well,” Dao added and laughed, but he sank four inches deep in the quicksand.

“W-w-w-w-w-why you?!” Bichim’s face turned red from frustration and because he was distracted, the halberd that he was swinging hit his head, beheading him. ACK! Gruesome scene! *covers eyes*

“WaAaAaAh!” Dao shouted with rising and falling intonations while holding his head with both hand and moving it up and down, like a psycho. Darkchao covered his eyes with both his hand because of the shock. Nel is just staring at the beheaded Bich.

“Oh, there’s no blood,” Nel pointed at the still standing headless body of Bich.

Darkchao and Dao took a peek at the corpse of Hif’s imposter. Dao resumed what he was doing earlier, while DC calmed down.

“I’m glad he was stupid,” DC wiped his sweat with a handkerchief that fell from his head when Nel was saying what he said earlier. “Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why am I holding a handkerchief?” DC just noticed that. Sometimes, I don’t know if he’s stupid, or just stupid.

“BOMBS AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!” An unknown life form fell from the ceiling and splashed straight to the quicksand.

The impact made when that creature hit the surface of the quicksand was too strong that the quicksand sent water pulses, like a swimming pool when a dickhead dives. The waves sent the three idiots ashore, or should I say, from where they came from before they fell from the quicksand. Damn, I wonder how twisted this writer’s mind is.

“Sh-, Fu-, WTH!” Dao was at loss of words from the current incident. “What was that?!” DC and Nel are still both astonished with what just happened, but they are amazed in different things. Guess who had the more stupid idea.

“Paah!” The humanoid that fell earlier raised his head as if the quicksand turned into a lake with a lot of polluted chemicals. It was Bluff.

“BLUFF!” Dao shouted as he was about to jump in the quicksand, but he realized that they were just trapped in that quicksand earlier and managed to get a hold of himself. “Where have you been?”

Bluff swam near the three idiots and climbed up from the quicksand, and wiped his face clean. What the hell? This story is making less and less sense.

“Oh, nice to meet you again,” Bluff stood up, removed his t-shirt and squeezed the mud out of it. “As you can see, I came from above, where there was a headless man who gave me directions then chased me after.” Bluff scratched his head while smiling bashfully as if he was talking to his crush.

“I see,” Darkchao said as he stood as well, ignoring everything Bluff said because his brain automatically tells him that what he was saying was just something stupid. “How were you separated from us?” He asked a question immediately after standing.

“Well, when you guys fell asleep, I noticed a map attached at the wall in the room we stayed. I picked it up, and when I did, an immortal foe suddenly appeared that left me no choice but to run. I was shouting my lungs out but you guys were sound asleep,” Bluff replied at Darkchao.

“Oh, so that’s what that Bich was saying,” DC understood what Bich was saying earlier.

“BTW, where’s Hif?” Bluff asked DC while he crept closer to a wall to pee.

“Could you ask that before taking a piss while people are around?” Dao raged again. “Oh, Hif was separated from us because of me,” Dao is about to cry. Nel patted Dao’s back.

“It’s alright, we’ll be able to see each other again. Just look at what happened now,” Darkchao said something positive to cheer up the group, and it seems to be effective. “First things first, how the hell did the quicksand turn into water?”

“Well, when I was falling, I accidentally hit a switch,” Bluff said as he zipped his pants. “If my memory serves me right, it was on QS before I hit it. And the lower option said SP. I dunno what it means, and I didn’t intend to touch it, but I was flailing wildly when I fell.” He resumed talking.

“So that’s how it was,” DC nods as if he was enlightened. “But it’s still illogical.” His face showed disgrace again.

“Btw, did you manage to kill the bakemono inside the room?” Bluff asked the trio. “I closed the room before I left, so that it wouldn’t be able to follow me, but I still ran away just to be sure. So, did you kill it?”

“We didn’t see any monster there,” Dao said. “It was probably ordered by its master to follow you or whatever,” he busied himself cleaning up his clothes. “Oh, and the master I’m talking about just died a couple of minutes ago.”

“Good, I thought I’ll have to see that gruesome critter again,” Bluff let out a sigh of relief.

“Oh, you mean this?” Nel showed a cockroach from his pocket. It’s pretty big compared to a normal cockroach. When Bluff saw it, he remembered the nightmare he had from his previous life, I mean encounter with it.

“SHI—“ DC, Bluff and Dao all ran away leaving Nel behind. Gays.

“Hey! Why leave me behind?!” Nel shouted. “Sorry, Mr. Cockroach, but I think I should kill you,” Nel smiled demonically and smashed the cockroach to the wall. SCARY!

“Now then,” Nel ran away from the room to follow the trio.



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A lot of things are still unexplainable. A lot of things need an answer. And a lot of will to write is needed to make our lazy writer resume his awesome story, but fear not! The story will continue in the third and final series after a short break! Will the eight idiots be able to escape the haunted, mystical, ridiculous building, or will they be trapped forever? Stay tuned and be prepared to waste yet another hour of nonsense stupidity, lame action and illogical approach to things!



HAHA! Well, did you enjoy it? You should! xD
Anyway, wait for the update several days or months after this. Don't worry, it wouldn't be a long wait as this one.
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LOL I just have one question after reading this why was it that I never got to finish my sentences?! which led to a karate chop from Dura.

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That would be nice. :3
No that wouldn't be ^^ ( Just guessing, I don't know what a shena-whatever is actually, gotta read the parodies)

If I would have a chance to appear in the story, I'd like to appear as an über-evil character, whose evilness knows no bounds.


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^Well, it can be the other way around. xD


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I think I wasted thirty minutes of my time reading this nonsense. I was bored and didn't know what was going on; yes I was one of those that forgot what happened last season. There were too many typos and too many idiots. However, the most important thing of all was missing, and that's The Great Zakness. Even if it was just a statue or whatever, I'm pretty sure the Magnificent Zakness would've been useful in eliminating the giant cockroach, and Bich. I hope whoever threw it away got it back or they could be one of the eight that die.


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^Don't worry, there's the last part. You'll have a spectacular entrance. And I'll try to make it more entertaining than this one, since I got bored reading it as well. xD


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YES...., I mean, what do you mean "you'll have a spectacular entrance"? You must mean The Great Zakness will make a spectacular entrance. I can't be apart of the story, it'll be too much to handle a new character especially at the last season. However, I'm looking forward to how entertaining it could be.xD


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Since you're getting an awesome entrance, I'll make the last part as entertaining as possible.


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awesome as always xD
now time to waste more time on VNs while I wait for the finale

Also, which blue fairy did you mean?
Chiruno or Star Sapphire? xD


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