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To Love RU OVA 3: Greatest story ever? -
08-07-2009, 09:28 PM
Though I've been watching anime for around 13 years, I haven't seen every anime in existance, so perhaps there exist other anime with storys as absolutely mind-blowing as what may be considered The Greatest Anime of All Time, To Love RU OVA 3.
You know you, the hardened anime vet viewer, are in for something rare and special when the intro, guided by the bubbliest of all j-pop songs, is filled with nothing but scientifically formulated camera angles of all the female characters' breasts bouncing, abiding to the true laws of physics, as they do nothing but walk with smiles on their faces.
One thing or another happens in the beginning which altered the way anime will be produced in the future and all the female characters, apparently there's nine, go to the beach somewhere which must have been really far since they were on an airplane. I then, as a viewer, fan, and admirer, faded to some unknown utopia perpetually rained on by euphoria as the psychologic masterpiece known as To Love RU OVA 3 took all my blown away expecations of perfection, gathered them anew, and proceeded to blow them away again as all the female characters struggled with the complexities of life while they posed for the viewer, fan, and admirer, on the beach.
"How do I brush this sand off my breast?" thought the one female character, I think she had brown hair (it may have been blue... or black), as the story now has taken so many twists and turns that storytelling has now taken a step to revolutionizing storytelling as mankind knows it, and there's no turning back.
And then there was some manner of ending. And then I'm pretty sure there were ending credits.
So as you see, To Love RU OVA 3 sits upon the throne, and it may be another 13 years before another anime takes your breath away such as To Love RU OVA 3.
Last edited by the space cadet; 08-07-2009 at 09:31 PM.
Reason: spelling
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08-07-2009, 09:32 PM
Good.
Can I watch it without having watched the rest?
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08-07-2009, 09:42 PM
It's called fanservice -_-
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08-07-2009, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by the space cadet
Though I've been watching anime for around 13 years, I haven't seen every anime in existance, so perhaps there exist other anime with storys as absolutely mind-blowing as what may be considered The Greatest Anime of All Time, To Love RU OVA 3.
You know you, the hardened anime vet viewer, are in for something rare and special when the intro, guided by the bubbliest of all j-pop songs, is filled with nothing but scientifically formulated camera angles of all the female characters' breasts bouncing, abiding to the true laws of physics, as they do nothing but walk with smiles on their faces.
One thing or another happens in the beginning which altered the way anime will be produced in the future and all the female characters, apparently there's nine, go to the beach somewhere which must have been really far since they were on an airplane. I then, as a viewer, fan, and admirer, faded to some unknown utopia perpetually rained on by euphoria as the psychologic masterpiece known as To Love RU OVA 3 took all my blown away expecations of perfection, gathered them anew, and proceeded to blow them away again as all the female characters struggled with the complexities of life while they posed for the viewer, fan, and admirer, on the beach.
"How do I brush this sand off my breast?" thought the one female character, I think she had brown hair (it may have been blue... or black), as the story now has taken so many twists and turns that storytelling has now taken a step to revolutionizing storytelling as mankind knows it, and there's no turning back.
And then there was some manner of ending. And then I'm pretty sure there were ending credits.
So as you see, To Love RU OVA 3 sits upon the throne, and it may be another 13 years before another anime takes your breath away such as To Love RU OVA 3.
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I think when your talking about being blown away, this would be more appropriate if you substituted the word "mind" with, "the contents of my balls"
Most OVAs are poor fanservice, don't act so shocked
Currently watching: Armed Librarians: The Book of Bantorra, Fairy Tail, Full Metal Alchemist : Brotherhood, Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu, Law of Ueki, The Sacred Blacksmith
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08-08-2009, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by DJSlayer
I think when your talking about being blown away, this would be more appropriate if you substituted the word "mind" with, "the contents of my balls"
Most OVAs are poor fanservice, don't act so shocked
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I find it amazing how people believe what they want to believe. How much heavier could my sarcasm have been?
I mean... seriously...
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08-08-2009, 01:09 AM
I thought you were serious. Ah well.
You're not that good as being sarcastic lol, but you were clear about the fanservice and the beach and blabla xD
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08-08-2009, 01:12 AM
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I thought you were serious. Ah well.
You're not that good as being sarcastic
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no your just an idiot
I can eat a thousand babies but Geo will always taste better.
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08-08-2009, 01:14 AM
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no your just an idiot
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He's far less an idiot than DJLayer. Now excuse me while my balls get blown away.
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08-08-2009, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by the space cadet
He's far less an idiot than DJLayer. Now excuse me while my balls get blown away.
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dj is an idiot but he under stood what you meant uf did not
I can eat a thousand babies but Geo will always taste better.
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08-08-2009, 02:15 AM
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dj is an idiot but he under stood what you meant uf did not
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Neither realized it was sarcasm. DJ just tried to protray some form of mental superiority.
Kira didn't realize it either.
When I was writing this thread I honestly never imagined people would have taken it seriously.
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