[vega427]

A Central Michigan Univ, A Michigan State Univ, and a University of Michigan students were walking along a rural road when they came apon a dead woman lying naked in the ditch. Out of respect they took of their collegate hats and covered her breasts and crotch. The police arrived and started recording the scene. The students stood to the side, watching the moruge tech working the body. The tech lifted the MSU hat, covering one breast, looked for a moment, put it back and made a few notes. Then, he did the same with the CMU hat, covering the other breast. Lastly, he picked up the U of M hat, covering her crotch, put it back down and stopped in place. Then he quickly picked it back up and a look of dismay crossed his face. Not sure what to think, he leaned in closer to get a better look. Seeing this, the CMU student called out, "What the hell are you doing?!" To this the tech replied, " I'm not sure what to think here, usually it's an asshole you find under a U of M hat".