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Originally Posted by Shrapnel
^ For that joke's stereotyping how Jamaicans are usually chilled and smoking marijuana. Sorry it wasn't a good joke.
There were a cow and her calves in the field enjoying the day. one of her calf asks the cow,
"Mum, why did you name me Snow?
She replies, "Because it was snowing when you were born."
and then another calf asks, "Mum why did you name me Leaf?"
She replies, "Because the leaves were falling from the tree when you were born."
Finally, one of the calf says, "Mmmmmuh."
The cow snaps, "Shut up Bricks."
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Ha.... I get it..... Ha.... had to think but....... Haa....
"Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
(Dry= Drei, which means
2 in german)
Drei = 3 
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Save The World's Airlines
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants would not need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton