[Shrapnel]

^ For that joke's stereotyping how Jamaicans are usually chilled and smoking marijuana. Sorry it wasn't a good joke.

There were a cow and her calves in the field enjoying the day. one of her calf asks the cow,
"Mum, why did you name me Snow?
She replies, "Because it was snowing when you were born."
and then another calf asks, "Mum why did you name me Leaf?"
She replies, "Because the leaves were falling from the tree when you were born."
Finally, one of the calf says, "Mmmmmuh."
The cow snaps, "Shut up Bricks."