i made this one up few years ago (just remembered it now)....... just wondering if it was funny or not
hope some of u like it
The joke
There were three men sitting at the bar, a businessman, a priest, and an ex-con, discussing who has the better wife. The businessman said that his wife is better because she only bitches once a week. The priest said “ha, I got you beat, mine only bitches once a month.” They both looked at the ex-con asked “well, what about yours?” The ex-con said, “ I got you both beat, my wife does not bitch at all.” The businessman and the priest looked at the ex-con in disbelief, “ how is that possible?” The ex-con replied, “ Well, it’s because she is a vegetable.”