[asgara]

Wish Granted; by not calling on any mathematical knowledge that I have learned in my life the problem you set (P=NP) would be as follows:

P=NP Which in a non-mathematical context:

Pee=NP

So:

Pee = No Problem

Therefore, cases where Pee = No Problem is solved as:

When you are in a bathroom,
When you are in a friend's bathroom,
When you have a Potty handy and
When you are Drunk.

But, unfortunately for you, I need to pee, and I'm currently in your bedroom. >.>

I wish the leading toilet paper manufacturers would accidently drop a couple tons of stinging nettles mid-way through the production queue.